It’s Istanbul,  not Constantinople and you’ve been wanting to visit ever since that They Might Be Giants song got stuck in your head a decade or more ago and now it’s time with this steal of a travel deal.

Right now you can hop aboard a seven-night tour of Turkey starting out with two nights in Istanbul’s Ersu Hotel followed by on night at the Ilion Hotel in Çanakkale, then it’s off to Taksiyarhis Pension for a night in Ayvalik, one night in Selçuk at the Cenka Hotel, an evening in Pamukkale at the famous Koray Hotel and the last night on a bus with reclining seats en route from Pamukkale to Istanbul where you will take off back home with a headful of memories.

You’ve waited long enough to see Troy and the Gallipoli Peninsula, so get hopping!